The best way to guage the success of your weekend is when you go into your regular coffee place on Monday morning and they tell you that you look tired! This totally happened today so I added a shot of espresso to my coffee and dabbed some concealer under my eyes to hide my lack of sleep from the weekend! Woot Woot!
I totally planned to be more chill this weekend due to the fact that I have neglected my educational responsibilties lately. But everytime I say that I will not go out on a Friday night to stay in and do homework I always give in and end up going out even harder! This friday was no exception…
I worked all day and then volunteered at an art opening- spending the whole evening serving wine and macking on this cutie in suspenders, holla! But I was totally c-blocked by this other crazy dude and lost my little cutie. Eff.
After the event was over we headed to a chill bar and decided that we must patronize the newest place in town- Dammit Janet. a 70’s themed dance club that played that Ramone’s movie, Rock n Roll High School while spinning random late 70’s early 80’s beats. Love Love Love! I wished I had a camera that was small enough to take into places like that, but i might have hated myself the next morning for taking embarrassing pics! After fully exhausting myself dancing and flirting with “the intern” with no success (he will NOT be back), I somehow managed to get a second wind and find the most attractive guy there, the waiter. DAMM-IT JAN-IT was he hot.
(Think Jason Lewis as Smith Jarrod from SATC before the haircut.)

Oh yeah
The waiter wanted to go swimming- but I had no suit
UMMM DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT WAS GONNA STOP ME?! But I did have to convince my friend. She was diggin on the waiter’s best friend who looked like some yummy indie rockstar. So, not much convincing was needed. But i did feel a teensy bit responsible since i was the sober driver. so i asked if she wanted to go home- nope. HOLLA! she made out with her yummy in the pool while I swam nakey and happy until LOTS more people showed up including the suspender clad sweetie from the opening! What What?! then I had a slight dilemma. Then I looked at Jason Lewis and said “what suspenders?”
The rest of the story is just history (of the yummy kind- don’t you want to know!) except for when I had to roll up into work on Saturday in borrowed clothes and popping advil like it was my job. Then for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to go out AGAIN!- and guess what- IT WAS! You can read lovely recaps here and here. My new friends are super fun! I wish I had had more energy- Girls- next time I will rally and we will OWN Karaoke. But I will not wear an Alice Cooper Costume, ever.
Now seriously, I must do some school work- but some good stuff is going to happen this upcoming weekend, I don’t know what yet, but it will involve meeting Paul Stanley from KISS! (my job is so weird…)